Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 126 Husbands are husbands received from Ellen HY Chang et al
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Husbands are husbands received from Ellen HY Chang et al
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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a golf club.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in
your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I
bet on'. The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an
even bigger golf club, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!! '