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| Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 077 |
| Interesting conversations received from C Alan Kang |
Wife: What are you doing?"
Hubby: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiration date.
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Hubby: Sure! What are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
A newly married man asked his wife: Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?
Honey, the woman replied sweetly, I'd have married you, no matter who left you a fortune!
Father to son after exam: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
Wife: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
Hubby looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.
Hubby: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiration date.
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Hubby: Sure! What are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
A newly married man asked his wife: Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?
Honey, the woman replied sweetly, I'd have married you, no matter who left you a fortune!
Father to son after exam: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
Wife: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
Hubby looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.
