

| Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 067 |
| Senior Pie Chart: received from C Alan Kang |
| Getting older has its drawbacks but I guess there aren't too many good alternatives to getting older. Whenever you see a gathering of seniors, it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them. You know, the usual, memory, urinary problems, knees, eyesight, etc., etc. Well, I am a senior and I absolutely refuse to discuss these issues with everyone else. If I have a problem, I find a solution. It is not always the solution that I like, but I handle it the best way I know and I don't discuss it with every person I see on the street that is past 62. No sir.... With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town. This seems to meet my EVERY need. I love it! |


| Remember: Senior Citizens Are Valuable We are more valuable than any of the younger generations: We have silver in our hair. We have gold in our teeth. We have stones in our kidneys. We have lead in our feet and We are loaded with natural gas |