Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 005
An entry in a blonde's diary: received from C Alan Kang
Dear Diary.

  Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane
energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't
paid for them.

   Hellloooo?

   Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.  So, I told
him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year......namely, that in the ONE
YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

   Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.)  There was only silence at the other end of
the line, so I finally just hung up....

   He didn't call back.

   Guess I won that stupid argument.
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