|Animal Kingdom Village: 動物王國村: 020: Dog Logic
received from Ed Adamson, Peyyen Hong, Peggy Yao
|The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue. -Anonymous
|There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face. -Ben Williams
|A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself. -Josh Billings
|The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
|Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
|Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog. -Franklin P. Jones
|If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .
|My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
$3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
|Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
|If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man. -Mark Twain
|Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
|If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your pocket and then give him only two of them.